Front page news: Soprano flat again! Flat on the floor, that is.
Sopranos think they are the most important element in a choir, as they carry the melody. There are always lots of Sopranos. Altos despise Sopranos because they know that their part is much more difficult. Tenors are always the smallest group in a choir because few men can reach the high notes, so tenors believe they are special. Basses despise Tenors because it is much more macho to sing bass. The Maestro despises them all because he is in charge but nobody ever watches him when he conducts. It is almost surprising that in Aperitivo’s Murder in the Choir there is only one corpse. Performances: June 1st at the Casa do Povo, Moncarapacho; June 14th and 15th at the Museum, São Brás. For more information email aperitivo.info@gmail.com
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Just my little joke! Detective Sergeant Singer is in charge of the investigation - and as if that isn't bad enough, he has brought along Detective Constable Snuff...
SINGER Hey, that’s important! Make a note, Snuff! SNUFF Yes chief. What note? SINGER Well, since we’re dealing with a choir, Snuff, maybe it should be... La! Eh? La? Get it? SNUFF La? SINGER Yes, like: la, la, la, laaaah! SNUFF La la la laaah? SINGER Yes. SNUFF How many La’s is that? SINGER It doesn’t matter. Now let me think.... SNUFF (counts on fingers) la la la laaah. It’s four La’s, Sarge. And while we're on the subject of La... Why does a bass always wait outside the door? He can’t find the key and doesn’t know when to come in. Performances of Murder in the Choir: June 1st at the Casa do Povo, Moncarapacho; June 14th and 15th at the Museum, São Brás. For more information email aperitivo.info@gmail.com |
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