Murder in the Choir

Just my little joke!

Detective Sergeant Singer is in charge of the investigation - and as if that isn't bad enough, he has brought along Detective Constable Snuff...

SINGER        Hey, that’s important!  Make a note, Snuff!
SNUFF          Yes chief.  What note?
SINGER        Well, since we’re dealing with a choir, Snuff, maybe it should be... La!  Eh? La?
                      Get it?
SNUFF          La?
SINGER        Yes, like: la, la, la, laaaah!
SNUFF          La la la  laaah?
SINGER        Yes.
SNUFF          How many La’s is that?
SINGER        It doesn’t matter.  Now let me think....
SNUFF          (counts on fingers)  la la la laaah.  It’s four La’s, Sarge.

And while we're on the subject of La... Why does a bass always wait outside the door?
He can’t find the key and doesn’t know when to come in.


Performances of Murder in the Choir: June 1st at the Casa do Povo, Moncarapacho;
​June 14th and 15th at the Museum, São Brás.
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